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- I is married now. Does this mean the end of funny miserable little Eric? Does this spell disaster for Maker's Mark drenched Thursday afternoons? Could our hero be in dire jeopardy of trading in all quirkiness for a domesticated existence on a street called Whispering Lakes Boulevard? Or does he still read entirely too many comic books that affect his style of literary prose? Tune in next week...

I am ashamed to say that I am not the writer in the family. Go to this link and read some of my sister's (the real talent of the family) reviews of all things media-related. if there's a book or a movie or even a simple CD you are thinking of indulging in, her reviews are always honest and thorough. Much like Prometheus bringing fire to the people, I'd like to think she is delivering smart shopping to the consumer.

Tour Dates
Feb. 6-10 Funny Bone South Bend, IN
Feb. 13-17 Crackers Indianapolis, IN
Feb. 19 Last Comic Standing AUDITION
Feb. 27-Mar. 1 F. Bone Fairview Hts., IL
Mar. 19-22 Skyline Comedy Appleton, WI
Apr. 2 Univ. of Illinois Champagne
Apr. 11-12 Laughing Post, Kalamazoo, MI
May 22-24 Funny Bone Baton Rouge, LA
Aug. 14-17 Improv Chicago, IL
Sep. 17-21 Crackers Indianapolis, IN
Sep. 25-28 Wiley's Dayton, OH
Dec. 26-27 Comedy Castle Detroit, MI

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Road Journal
- I have discovered on my honeymoon that if you spend enough time around island natives, you can eventually predict their genetic disposition. What does what I just said mean? I don't know. But i do know that most Maui/Polynesian natives are burly and rough on the eyes. Sorry. I fancy myself a worldly and fair observer of the human race, but sweet Christ on a cracker, use some cosmetics, eat a salad, get the seaweed out from beneath your toes. And for the love of all things holy, why is a cheeseburge in Maui priced at 14.75? Jimmy Buffet is a Goddamned liar. Suck on thta, parrotheads.

-There is nothing more irritating to than a suburban shopping plaza spelling the word "point" with an "E" at the end. I don't care if it's called Design Pointe. I know in my heart it's still a plaza with a haircut place, a furniture store, and a Wendy's across the way. You've come to take my money and ectra vowels at the end of your location name doesn't make the experience any more merry. Just another cleverly disguised kick in the groine.